The way that I could benefit from death and disability
Minnesota is in a panic. The forecasters are talking about a global mega-storm that will certainly wipe every single living soul off of the map. Last night we were supposed to get a million inches of snow (depending on what station you watched) but this morning it turned out to be less than a dusting. Now the meteorologist are saying that the storm is holding off for a few hours so that it could get a good meal and hit the gym first, tonight it will hit us for sure! And then we’ll all die.
Well, death or no death, I am going to college today. I know there are a few people who won’t be there because they (or their parents) are scared of death. I hope that you’ll be there because I haven’t seen you for a while.
Oh, and my bathroom was flooded again this morning, same thing that happened last time. It’s going to be a great day.
-Josh
Posted on February 24th, 2007 by schalicto
Filed under: Josh Rants
Did you hear about the sequel to the last storm, Winter Storm 2 the Second Freezing? It’s expected to decimate us this weekend. Will MNDOT have time to clean the roads? How many commuters will be forced to sit in traffic? Will this pregnant woman die? Turn in at ten to find out.
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