I’m in Iowa…
Posted on Thursday, May 10, 2007 in Josh Rants
And Seth is sitting way too close to me and reading this…. I’m sure he is going to violate me soon. I’m scared for my life. He swears that he would never do that… but I know his scheming ways.
Dave says effort is spelled with an “A” and not an “E”…. and get got straight “A”’s at junior college this semester. Good for him. Dave has a sexy birthmark and he is going to do the trim on my house.
I’m pretty tired. Drive to Chicago tomorrow.
-Josh











11 May 2007 7:19 am
If you stay in Iowa for a night there is a good chance you will lose your soul or be violated by the inhabitants of that freakish plane of existence. Iowa isn’t a state, its Hell on Earth.